Welcome to My New Mansion

"Hiiiii, everyone! It's Miss Tila! I haven't not made YouTube video for you guys in very long while. It's about six months and I've decided to make one just for you...today. *smack lips* Why? Because...I...love...my...TilaArmy. *Makes kissing noise* Yum! *Makes kissing noise* Ice cream, cherry lips! So *smack lips*, anyways, I wanted to tell you about my day today and this is my first time wearing my hair in pigtials as far ever since I got this new blond haircut. *smack lips*

*Sighs* And I got this neeeew cute little bra today *grabs right wonky breast* because usually...um, I don't like wearing bras because they're uncomfortable. *Smack lips* Ask any lady. I hate wearing bras. So uncomfortable. But! These bras...is very nice because it's not...there's no wire in them or anything, so it's very comfortable. So, I got this...today. *Smack lips* Well, first of all, I woke...well, lemme give you a tour. Um...*smack lips* I'd moved out of my last house because of the stupid stalkers, so, I had to move...*smack lips* but now, I got uh...a temporary condo...I live in a condo right now. It's really nice. *Takes breath* Right now, we're currently downstairs and one of the bedrooms I have three bedrooms, and upstairs is very beau... beautiful. *Smack lips*

And, right now I just wanted to say hi to my TilaArmy because I miss you and *whispers* haven't talked to you in a while. *Takes breath* And you're amazing!...So, anyways. Um...lemme show you...*camera faces mirror* oooo! Oooo, la la! I'm a little bit messy, yes, but which women isn't? Look it! Look it! This is what I call my 'glamroom' *smack lips* There's another 'glamroom' in the other room. But this is my 'glamroom'. *smack lips*

And, I'm messy. You see that right there? *zooms in cheap-made chandelier* I have a beautiful chandelier. And you see that right there? *Chuckles* I put that up there myself because the interior decorators...they um, they put...they put like, you know, the transparent things so every morning, the sun shines so bright I'm like, hell no! I gotta put some up there until they change it. *Smack lips* Because ya'll guys know sometimes...if you're night owls and the sun comes and it's too bright, so you start putting trash bags *chuckles* over your window...well, I did that. But I tied it up... with my underwear 'cause I'm too short. *Chuckles* I didn't fix my bed yet, but whatever! *Smack lips*

So, I wanted to show you...yeeeeeeah 'cause I haven't done dis in a while. But, I bought this today...well, first of all, I went...dear diary, first of all...today, I went to go...oh wait, I left this too 'cause I get to do my make-up in [inaudible] ...here, you can see everything go *hums* . *Smack lips* Then, I can see...the angles, what I'ma wear...I can see...whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on? Damn, Miss Tila! It's called a 'booty'! A BOOTIE! Don't hate! Alright! Female empowerment! We gotta stick together. All right? *Smack lips* So, *smack lips* uh-oh! Haven't worked out. Well, I really don't work out but, I really need to start working out because look it, I used to have six-packs right there. *Groans* You see that? I used to have wings like...look at that! Bam! But, I need to start working out some more. *Smack lips*

Anyways, so, I just wanted to show you um...today...oh, yes, I never wore my hair like this before you guys like? *Smiles* Um...*smack lips* So, I met up with uh, CEO. He's gonna help me out with a lot of stuff on Miss Tila o-m-g dot com. Which, I have another video that's very, very important. I'm gonna put some people on blast! And you do not want to miss out this video because I'm gonna put these people on blast and they're gonna be very, very, very embarrassed because you know why? *Smack lips* Whadda I always say? Don't...fuck...with me! All right? The Commander in Chief of TilaArmy, you don't fuck with me or my army, okay? *Smack lips* Because *whispers* I love my army! *Kisses camera, smack lips* Yum! *Licks lips* *Smack lips* All right! So, I wanna show...oh yeah, and then, I went shopping, right?

So then, I don't know how, and I swear on my life, that I did not called the paparazzi, but they are fast! They're really good! And now that I'm into gossip blog world, because I do have my own gossip blog, I do know how they work like, they're pretty fast. So, I went shopping. I told my friend to drop me off at this store really fast so no one would see me, right? And by the time I came out, my friend text me. He's like: Yo, there's all these paparazzi outside. I was like, how the fuck do they know? Did you call them? And I got really upset because I thought for second he called them, but didn't. So, anyways, I don't know how they do it. But, anyways, so, I went shopping, and then, um.... [film cuts off...thank God]