The Royal Wedding Commentary Part #6

Um, oh...oh! It's my--I have to go sing again! Hold on! I'm one of the dancers they've hired for the ballerina. *normal voice* *swaying back and forth, pulls hair back* ♫Joy to the world the Lord is come! Let earth...we need I don't know the WORDS! Let everyone, prepare his *inaudible* Let...Heaven and nature sing! I don't really know the words. I don't care! I don't really care! Joy to the world, the Lord is...*plays with hair* *pause* They're singing. They're still singing. How long does this singing go on for? I don't know!♫ I just wanna see them get married and kiss and make out in front of everybody already, but they're just singing! ♫For now, we're just singing for an hour! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!♫ *plays with hair* I might as well just sing with them! Um, *pause* brain farts, sorry! *pause*

Um, ♫a rum pum pum pum! Rum pum pum pum! Rum pum pum pum! Da, da, da, da, da, a rum pum pum pum! Me and my drums! Uh! Uh! Uh!♫ Make the real wedding into a hip-hop wedding! Ye-ah! Uh! *chuckles* *pause* Um...*screeches Gloria in excelsis Deo* ♫O' Hosanna in excelsis!♫ Oh, you like my hair up? *lifts up hair* My hair up? I guess. It's um, my hair is messy. ♫They're still singing. And my hair is messy! *Caroline accent* And I don't care.♫ *chuckles* *normal voice* What are you guys up doing? Up so late or early? Where ya from? Where's everybody from? Cause I know in L.A., nobody's...tuning in right now cause it's 4am, so...I'm the only crazy one up right now. So, where's everybody from? *pause* *methsmack* Canada? Nice! Where else? Where you guys from? *methsmack* Am I bored? No, not really. I just don't want---I just don't want to disrespect the royal wedding because this is a very historic moment and this is...uh, you know, my live commentary on the royal wedding. So, I'm just having fun with it but, um, I can have a lot more fun with it but I don't want to disrespect this moment because this is a very special moment.

So, I have *methsmack* respect for that! So, I'm just--I have my fun with it but, you know, I don't want to cross the line. We'll, we'll, we'll cross the line on another show--my own show! Um, but for now, I have, you know, a commenting this royal wedding that's taking...I'm just commenting on this singing, really. *Caroline accent* Don't you agree, darling? *normal voice* Tokyo. From Greece, Tokyo, Canada, *methsmack* Sweden, United Kingdom! Yay! So, you're there! What time is it--what time is it where ya guys are? *pause* Yes! I'm talking to fans, hello! This is the only thing I...Ustream came to me to partner up with me with this idea to do a live commentary on the royal wedding. So, I'd agreed cause I thought it would be cool! *methsmack* Um, so, you know, I'm doing that right now. And Queen Elizabeth is right there and her *Caroline accent* marvelous, marvelous...uh, sunflower *inaudible*. Not to dress, but a suit or whatever, marvelous darling!

However! *plays with hair* *normal voice* When I have my own shows, it's gonna be a lot different, lot more fun and lot more crazy and um, I'm gonna do lots of chats with you guys and um, *methsmack* pretty much take you on a wild journey into my life--my real life! It's kinda like an online reality show! Many web series. Now, you guys are messing my hair. Whatever. *methsmack* So, yeah. That's gonna be my new website. It's gonna be launched in...um, January, February, March, April, May. Next month! Early next month! So, it's called Tila TV and we're gonna have a lot *flips hair back* of fun there! It's gonna be like, many short films--look! Oh! It's over, guys! AMEN! *claps hands* So, pretty much, I hope you guys enjoyed the live commentary. Um, I tried to make it as...entertaining as possible! *flips hair to side* Um, because mostly all they did was sing, but I did---oh, they're coming back again! But, um, actually, *methsmack* um, I have to get soon because it's four o three now and I was suppose to only do this for one hour um, *methsmack* but, overall, I think Kate...looks gorgeous, her dress is beautiful and um, *methsmack* William is it? Henry? I'm sorry! I get so...confused with him and his brother! Sorry.

Well, anyways, um, *methsmack* it was...an honor...to...be part of this historic moment and...it's been a pleasure chatting with you all. Um, *methsmack* come on and join me next time! I will, you know--make sure to click on that "join crowd button" right under--on my page. Join crowd. Because *plays with hair* I will have upcoming shows where I'll have it scheduled so you guys know ahead of time when to tune in! And we're gonna have a lot more fun because I'm gonna do a lot of crazy things! So um, *methsmack* hope you enjoyed it tonight, continue to watch the royal wedding, and um, yeah! *methsmack* I think, um, I wish them the best. I wish...the newly wedded couple the best and I wish, I...um, that the media would take it easy on them and let them enjoy their lives and um, *methsmack* you know, learn from their past mistakes with what happened to Princess Diana, so...you know?

I wish them the best and I hope they stay together forever and uh have beautiful babies--speaking of babies, I'm gonna go--I gotta back online to do my research on adopting my teenage son or daughter. *chuckles* So, alright! Tila Army! Worldwide, I love you guys! *flips hair back* And um, *methsmack* for those who--thank you for coming out tonight. I know it's really late but um, *methsmack* I have this recorded so, you know? *plays with hair* Whoever missed it can come and watch it later. So, you guys have a good night um, I'm going to...well, I'm not going to tell you what I'm going to do. *chuckles* But um, thank you for joining! And uh, they're so beautiful walking down the uh, red carpet right now. *methsmack* So beautiful! She looks so excited! She must feel like, oh, my God! I'm a Princess! And he's just like, oh, fuck! *chuckles* Like, uh! *pause* Very beautiful! Well, anyways, I have to go, guys! Um, *methsmack* Stay tuned for more shows coming up! This was just--this was just simply for the royal wedding. Um, but stay tuned, more shows coming up! Tila TV join and I love you guys! Have a good night! And um, okay! Bye!